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+name: "The wildlife hotline menu"
+date: 2026-07-06
+link: "https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uo3m1h/called_the_wildlife_hotline/"
+linkText: "reddit.com"
+source: "r/dadjokes"
+topics: [dad-jokes]
+tags: [dad-joke, animals, pun]
+description: "A groaner about the phone menu you get when you call the wildlife hotline."
+---
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+I called the wildlife hotline. It said press 3 for bird life, press 4 for fish life, or hold on for deer life.