content: 2026-07-04 capture run — 65 finds across 25 productive sources

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name: "Can I have a bookmark?"
subtitle: "Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name"
date: 2026-07-04
link: "https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1umt0bp/today_my_son_asked_can_i_have_a_bookmark/"
linkText: "reddit.com/r/dadjokes"
source: "r/dadjokes"
topics: [dad-jokes]
tags: [wordplay, meta, fresh]
description: "A twist on the 'Hi Hungry, I'm Dad' template, where the punchline subverts expectations since the dad's name isn't Brian."
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Today my son asked, "Can I have a bookmark?" I burst into tears — eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. A twist on the classic "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" template that sets up the expected name-pun and then subverts it, since the dad's real name doesn't match.