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+name: "Stolen Mixer Joke"
+date: 2026-07-16
+link: https://icanhazdadjoke.com/j/0LuXvkq4Muc
+source: "icanhazdadjoke"
+topics: [words-and-humor]
+tags: [dad-joke, humor]
+description: "A one-line pun about a stolen kitchen mixer."
+---
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+I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.