content: 2026-07-23 capture run — 32 finds across 12 productive sources

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+name: "Pumpkin Patch Joke"
+subtitle: "The fix for a damaged jack-o'-lantern"
+date: 2026-07-23
+link: "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/j/5hNJexX8prc"
+linkText: "icanhazdadjoke.com"
+source: "icanhazdadjoke"
+topics: [words-and-humor]
+tags: [dad-joke, pun]
+description: "A gourd-level pun about jack-o'-lantern repair."
+---
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+How do you fix a damaged jack-o'-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.