content: 2026-07-17 capture run — 26 finds across 9 productive sources

Shortlisted 11; review candidates: porcelain-room-aranjuez,
we-are-rewind-pink-floyd-cassette, best-made-sailors-knife.

Dedup caught 11 re-serves from 07-16 before writing, plus 2 items
re-served after being dropped on the bar yesterday (Samsung Music
Studio 5, Project AirLink pants) — dropped again on the same grounds.

Verification corrected the record on three finds: Gear Patrol's
Sailor's Knife hook was wrong (the century-old salvaged Cumarú is the
handle, pulled from the Panama Canal after 113 years under water — the
blade is new Robert Herder stainless); the Armenia "Donatello" is
studio-of, not autograph; the Transformers set is a September preorder.
Two vendor stats omitted as unverifiable. hock (A.Word.A.Day) dropped
on the alcohol rule despite a strong etymology story.

Amazon: 2 links added, 2 dropped on the same-model rule.
Sources: no maintenance changes; 3 Reddit subs held on 429 throttling
(not skipped — r/macapps succeeded from the same host). 2 new nominees.

src/content/find/2026/07/joke-feline-well/index.mdx

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+---
+name: "Feline well"
+date: 2026-07-17
+link: "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/j/iGJeVKmWDlb"
+linkText: "icanhazdadjoke.com"
+source: "icanhazdadjoke"
+topics: [words-and-humor]
+tags: [pun, wordplay, animals]
+description: "A dad joke from icanhazdadjoke: a sick cat isn't 'feline well' — a near-homophone pun on 'feeling.'"
+---
+
+My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well. "Feline" stands in for "feeling," a near-homophone that only works because the sentence is already about a cat — swap the animal and the pun stops parsing, which is the whole trick.