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+name: "Four square meals"
+date: 2026-07-09
+link: "https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1urbnpo/today_for_breakfast_i_had_waffles_for_lunch_i_had/"
+linkText: "reddit.com"
+source: "r/dadjokes"
+topics: [dad-jokes]
+tags: [pun, wordplay, food]
+description: "A dad joke from r/dadjokes where a day of waffles, Cheez-Its, tofu, and brownies adds up to 'four square meals.'"
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+Today for breakfast I had waffles, for lunch I had Cheez-Its, for dinner I ate tofu blocks, and for dessert I had brownies. I had four square meals today. Every item on the menu is a grid, so the punchline is the food and the phrase snapping into place at the same moment.