---
name: "The vandalized calendar"
date: 2026-07-07
link: "https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1up6v9u/someone_ripped_the_fifth_month_out_of_my_calendar/"
linkText: "reddit.com"
source: "r/dadjokes"
topics: [words-and-humor]
tags: [dad-joke, pun, calendar]
description: "A pun about losing the fifth month of the calendar."
---

Someone ripped the fifth month out of my calendar. I'm dismayed.