---
name: "Shellfish"
subtitle: "On crustacean generosity"
date: 2026-07-12
link: "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/"
linkText: "icanhazdadjoke.com"
source: "icanhazdadjoke"
topics: [dad-jokes]
tags: [pun, animals]
description: "A groan-worthy crab pun."
---

Why don't crabs ever give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
