--- name: "Shellfish" subtitle: "On crustacean generosity" date: 2026-07-12 link: "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/" linkText: "icanhazdadjoke.com" source: "icanhazdadjoke" topics: [dad-jokes] tags: [pun, animals] description: "A groan-worthy crab pun." --- Why don't crabs ever give to charity? Because they're shellfish.