---
name: "The Loud Television Joke"
date: 2026-05-09
link: "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/j/GlbxkyPRKuc"
linkText: "icanhazdadjoke.com"
source: "icanhazdadjoke"
topics:
  - dad-jokes
tags: [pun, television, classified-ad]
description: "A classified ad with built-in punchline."
---

> I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
>
> I thought, "I can't turn that down."