--- name: "I'm a cashew!" date: 2026-08-03 link: "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/j/0DQKB51oGlb" linkText: "icanhazdadjoke.com" source: "icanhazdadjoke" topics: [words-and-humor] tags: [dad-joke, pun] description: "What did one nut say as he chased another nut?" --- What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!