--- name: "Pumpkin Patch Joke" subtitle: "The fix for a damaged jack-o'-lantern" date: 2026-07-23 link: "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/j/5hNJexX8prc" linkText: "icanhazdadjoke.com" source: "icanhazdadjoke" topics: [words-and-humor] tags: [dad-joke, pun] description: "A gourd-level pun about jack-o'-lantern repair." --- How do you fix a damaged jack-o'-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.