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name: "Without a Tres"
date: 2026-07-10
link: "https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1usbw75/a_mexican_magician_tells_his_audience_that_for/"
linkText: "reddit.com"
source: "r/dadjokes"
topics: [words-and-humor]
tags: [pun, wordplay, bilingual]
description: "A dad joke from r/dadjokes about a Mexican magician who vanishes 'without a tres.'"
---

A Mexican magician tells the crowd he'll disappear on the count of three. "¡Uno! ¡Dos!" — and poof, he's gone, without a tres. The gag needs both languages at once: he vanished before "tres," so he left without a trace.