---
name: "The Final Front-Ear Joke"
date: 2026-05-13
link: https://reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1tacfyg/captain_kirk_has_3_ears/
source: "r/dadjokes"
topics:
  - dad-jokes
tags: [dad-joke, humor, star-trek]
description: "Captain Kirk's three ears, by way of the show's opening narration."
---

Captain Kirk has 3 ears. His right ear, his left ear, and his final front ear.