---
name: "Camo Jacket and Flip Flops Joke"
date: 2026-05-20
link: https://reddit.com/r/dadjokes
source: "r/dadjokes"
topics:
  - dad-jokes
tags: [dad-joke, humor]
description: "A short two-clothing-item joke that turns on a single twist."
---

To whoever stole my camo jacket and my flip flops — you can hide, but you can't run.