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name: "My Days Are Numbered Joke"
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date: 2026-07-20
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link: "https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v0uzzi/a_doctor_told_me_that_my_days_are_numbered/"
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linkText: "old.reddit.com"
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source: "r/dadjokes"
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topics: [words-and-humor]
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tags: [dad-joke, pun, humor]
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description: "A dad joke about numbered days — a doctor's ominous idiom answered with a calendar's literal truth."
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"A doctor told me that my days are numbered," the joke begins. The reply catches the pun before it can land as bad news: "I said, 'of course they are. That's how calendars work.'" The idiom threatens mortality; the retort answers with the most literal reading possible — days already come pre-numbered, courtesy of the calendar, no doctor required.
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