content: 2026-07-12 capture run — 28 finds across 15 productive sources

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+name: "Shellfish"
+subtitle: "On crustacean generosity"
+date: 2026-07-12
+link: "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/"
+linkText: "icanhazdadjoke.com"
+source: "icanhazdadjoke"
+topics: [dad-jokes]
+tags: [pun, animals]
+description: "A groan-worthy crab pun."
+---
+
+Why don't crabs ever give to charity? Because they're shellfish.