14 lines
319 B
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14 lines
319 B
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name: "Shellfish"
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subtitle: "On crustacean generosity"
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date: 2026-07-12
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link: "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/"
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linkText: "icanhazdadjoke.com"
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source: "icanhazdadjoke"
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topics: [dad-jokes]
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tags: [pun, animals]
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description: "A groan-worthy crab pun."
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---
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Why don't crabs ever give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
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